Quick drawing of a chubby baby~
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
This is perfection.
FUCK THIS SENSATION
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
Jack Pattillo was the driving force behind putting together a 25 hour charity drive for a children’s hospital and was so touched by the donations that he cried at the end.
Fuck you if you don’t have some love for Jack Pattillo.
You know who doesn’t like Jack Pattillo?
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
A brilliant metaphor